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23Aug/091

My New Ride

I finally bit the bullet and got rid of my old clunker 2001 Daewoo Nubira. It was pretty bad but it got me from point A to point B.

After about a week of searching and my wife getting sick and tired of me looking, I finally bought a new (to me) car. I settled on a 2008 Dodge Magnum. It's smaller than an SUV but larger than a standard car. That way I get better gas mileage than a large vehicle, but still have a decent amount of space in the vehicle.

My previous method of determining when I needed to cut my mohawk was when it hit the ceiling of my Daewoo. Looks like I'm going to have to change my criteria for the length I let my mohawk get because of all the headroom! We'll have to see about that.

Anyways, here are some photos. I didn't purchase the rims and wheels, so I'm going into the dealer to get them switched out for regular rims and wheels but for now I've got the *bling*. Those rims were $1,750 and I wasn't willing to add that to the total price of the car so that I could look (in some peoples' opinion) "cool".

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30Jun/080

Thank You, Netflix!

They royally screwed up and were "man" enough to admit it. Thanks for loving your customers, Netflix!

From an email I just received:

We Are Keeping Netflix Profiles

Dear Mark,

You spoke, and we listened. We are keeping Profiles. Thank you for all the calls and emails telling us how important Profiles are.

We are sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused. We hope the next time you hear from us we will delight, and not disappoint, you.

-Your friends at Netflix

I'm glad to see that there's at least ONE company that still cares about its customers. Netflix, you've renewed my faith in great customer service. (But I'm still mad at you for making me so upset)

Previously: "WTF, Netflix?"

17Sep/074

Delta Airlines is 0-2 At getting Our Luggage to Greensboro

I know they have the terrorist watch lists at airports, but I'm beginning to wonder if I've been placed on the "constantly loose bags" list by Delta.

I'm not a very good traveler and usually have to take Dramamine® in order to not loose my lunch on the descent when flying. My guess is that it has something to do with the size of the plane and the seating row I'm in since I seem to be more susceptible in smaller aircraft and towards the front.

Our first flight out of Indianapolis was pretty bad. There was a kid crying and screeching almost the whole flight. The mother and father of the little devil made absolutely no attempt to console, hush, or otherwise quiet the child. And this was no ordinary shriek... it was like Lucifer himself was channeling the highest, shrillest voices of his demons through this child. My ear drum survived but I may have permanent partial hearing loss.

Cincinnati has a pretty nice airport. The place is clean, comfortable seating, LCD TV's with the football game on, nice restaurants and shops... and lost luggage. Somewhere between Indianapolis and Greensboro our luggage was transported to no-man's land. You get on a plane with every expectation that your luggage will arrive intact and maybe you get lucky enough to get a little "love letter" from the TSA saying they'd rummaged through your unmentionables and nick-knacks you'd bought on your trip.

We deplaned in Greensboro after suffocating on the tarmac because the plane didn't have A/C when on the ground. We went down the escalators and waited till the conveyor had only one piece of luggage on it... we had three they weren't there. What I don't understand was that our layover in Cincinnati was over an hour! The luggage had plenty of time to make it to our final destination.

I've been through the procedure before at Greensboro. They lost my luggage when I flew up for a job interview... had to go to Walmart at 7am to buy a whole new business outfit.

I was told that the luggage was "probably" on the next plane that would arrive at 8:20 and I would receive a phone call when they were out for delivery to my house. At 9:45 i called their automated service and found out that they had come in and were in the care of the delivery service. I got a phone call at 11:45pm saying they'd be there before 1:30am.

Guess when they got there?

You guessed it: 1:30am. So much for a professional delivery... the guy was driving a civic or something. I heard it coming up the street about 1/2 mile away, it was that loud.

Luckily, all of our stuff was there.

11Sep/073

Badcock Lives Up to the First Part of its Name – BAD

I've been putting off purchasing a dining room suite since I moved form Florida to North Carolina about 5 months ago. So that room, just to the right of the front door to our house, has sat empty for too long.

WeMy wife finally decided to get the ball rolling and searched online for the style/look we wanted for our formal dining room. The only thing that was even close to the Pottery Barn set Dana liked was at Badcock (& More!).

Last Saturday we went down to the Greensboro store (according to Google: 19.6 mi – about 23 mins). We searched through the surprisingly large showroom but couldn't find the piece we were looking for. So I asked an associate for help. The store was severely understaffed for a Saturday afternoon but we were soon helped and told that they didn't have that set in the store, but would use their computer systems to look up other stores in the area that did.
My wife and I were informed that the store in Burlington had it out on the showroom floor and they called to verify that, yes, they did have it in the store.

After a bit of deliberation because of the distance, we drove from Greensboro to the Burlington Badcock (21.8 mi – about 26 mins). Instead of looking around we headed straight to the customer service desk to talk to "Chris" who had told the Greensboro store employee they had the furniture set.

I can't begin to tell you the agony I felt when "Chris" said he "misheard" the woman on the phone and mistakenly though we were looking for a living room set with a similar name. They look it up in their computer... they indeed have two of the chairs so the manager goes into the back to look for the chairs.

Luckily Badcock sells big screen TVs so my wife sat down and watched about 45 minutes of Shrek 2 while I was busy sorting this out... yes, 45 minutes. It turns out that the chairs were in inventory but had been ordered by a customer and never picked up from the warehouse which was then applied back to that store's inventory list even though it wasn't in the store. Great.

I'll never buy anything from Badcock because to add insult to injury, the store manager was trying to convince me that I was having a "great" day because there was not a lot of traffic. "It's good traffic as long as you're not standing still" and "What a beautiful day for a drive" were some of stupid phrases I heard come out of this man's mouth.

I drove 79.6 miles on Saturday (43.6 of them were for absolutely nothing). On the way home on a whim we stopped at Ashley Furniture and bought a dining room set with more pieces, that we liked better, and that cost less than the one at Badcock.

EAT IT, BADCOCK.

Kernersville to Greensboro to Burlington

9Sep/073

Our New Addition: Tomini “Flame Fin” Tang (Ctenochaetus tominiensis)

He's come out of quarantine and has been added to the main display tank as of yesterday. The Sailfin tang was harassing him pretty bad last night when we put him in there and I was worried that he was going to get beat up. I think our Sailfin was just mad that the Tomini was in his cave where he normally sleeps.
It was kind of fun seeing them be territorial... the sailfin was backing into the Tomini (I assume to try and slash at him with his spikes).

This morning he was looking a bit rough. His tail was a bit "nibbled up" but throughout the day today he has gotten progressively bolder in the tank, exploring a bit more and standing his ground with the Sailfin... heck, the quarantine tank he was the big-dog, sharing 30 gallons with only a few blue-green chromis.

Here are some photos of him. I think we've named him "Bonno" to keep with out musicians/celebrity naming scheme in the tank. Bonno joins the tank with Elvis (midas blenny), Sonny and Cher (perc clown pair), Mr. T. (pacific sailfin), and John Deere (lawnmower blenny), among others.

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4Sep/071

Keep your coins, I want change.

Powerful street art.

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31Aug/070

Lunar Eclipse – So Very Underwhelming

I know that the Eastern Time Zone wasn't the ideal location to view the lunar eclipse on August 28th, 2007, but it was spectacularly underwhelming.

Lunar Eclipse

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8Aug/070

10 Good Reasons You May not Want to Have Kids

1) They are Noisy
2) Social Responsibility
3) They Are an Economic Drain
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Click to read the whole article.

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